“The economy is so bad that A-Rod had to switch from Steroids to Flintstones Vitamins."
“The economy is so bad that Obama had to switch his campaign slogan to ‘Spare Change.’
“Things are so bad in Southern California that a USS warship that has been stuck and run aground has been renamed the USS Economy.”
“The economy is so bad that customers are now putting items on lay-away at the 99 cents store.”
"Oh, boy, the Illinois senators were mad -- 59-0. Not only was he Blagojevich convicted, his hairdresser was given the death penalty." --Jay Leno
"President Brack Obama has relaxed the White House dress code. He's the first president to do that since Bill Clinton, who, of course, established 'Pants-Free Friday.'"