Best Inaugural Jokes

"The Senate has confirmed Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State. That means Hillary will be fourth in line for the presidency after the vice president, speaker of the house, and president pro tempore of the Senate. Which means they're going to need extra security to protect the vice president, speaker of the house, and president pro tempore of the Senate." --Jay Leno

Runner-Up

"The new season of 'Lost' kicked off tonight. If you haven't seen it, 'Lost' is about a group of desperate people out of touch with the world. It's based on the true story of the Republican Party." --Craig Ferguson

Third Place

Barack Obama is in the latest issue of the 'Spider-Man' comics. That's when you know you're big, when you're in 'Spider-Man' comics. The story is about how Spider-Man stops bad guys from ruining Barack's inauguration. And psychologists believe this comic book was actually very handy in helping President Bush understand the transition." --Jay Leno