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Monday, March 2, 2009

Editorial Cartoon of the Day

This is Duke Snider.
The Brooklyn Dodger baseball Hall of Famer once told me that the only 'weight' he ever lifted was an 8 ounce glass, jokingly referring to the many road trips where athletes would just grab a beer. Life was simpler then. In the Spring, they trained, not testified. I liked my heroes better.
I spent my blog free weekend at Spring Training, though for the first time since ever, the Dodgers are not in South Florida.
Catch up on some of the news as the week unfolds.


"I think cartoonists should be like burrs under the saddle of some egomaniac, kind of gnawing away every day," says two-time Pulitzer Prize winner Paul Szep. "I think the public likes cartoons because it gives them a vicarious pleasure that they normally can't get in any other way."









Monday, February 23, 2009

Editorial Cartoon of the Day


Signe Wilkinson's honors include the 1992 Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning (the first woman to win this award), the 1997, 2001 and 2007 Overseas Press Club Award, the 2002 RFK Award and she has the distinction of having been named "the Pennsylvania state vegetable substitute" by the former speaker of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives. Her cartoons are syndicated by the Washington Post Writers Group.
Today's Sports Section of the NY Times:
A Rod Adds Lawyers to His Team
(That's funny, I thought he was supposed to be going to Spring Training with his team)

Friday, February 20, 2009

Bonds Hits a HR in Court; A Rod Strikes Out


A Rant on Athletes
By Norm Kent

The judge presiding over Barry Bonds’s perjury case dealt prosecutors a significant setback late Thursday, ruling that the government cannot use several pieces of key evidence — including documents that tied Bonds to positive drug tests and doping calendars — at his trial, which is scheduled to begin next month.Here is the link to this morning’s NY Times article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/20/sports/baseball/20bonds.html?_r=1&th=&adxnnl=1&emc=th&adxnnlx=1235131243-b78XPm9dew+/n2EaUTanfg
You grow up as a young man idolizing sports stars for their talent and skill and the joy they bring to your hometown. You don't expect to be reading about them getting indicted for lying to Congress or consuming illegal drugs. But then you are no longer a kid. I gave up thinking about athletes as heroes a long time ago. Too many mirror the unfair stereotype of dumb jocks though. I guess that is why it became a stereotype. Vince Scully, George Will, and Bob Costas may wax poetic about the pendulum of society hidden in a baseball game. All the player sees is the next pitch.
How dumb is Jim Leyritz? I mean Dave Bogenshutz necessarily pointed out that he passed 4,000 dui samples since his release, but he was supposed to do that wasn’t he? That is why the testing meter was there, to remind him that if you drink, you do not drive. You are charged with DUI manslaughter. You get a bond and are privileged to be out with your family, who you cherish. You don't months later then get behind the wheel with a breath alcohol level of .05 at 9 in the morning. That is just dumb. It may have been under the legal limit but it was above the common sense line.

As for A Rod’s Young and Stupid defense, which is all he could say, over and over again at his press conference, he looked more young and stupid now then before. You call this coming clean? Who is he kidding? He will leave it for others to judge if he cheated? He secretly shoots himself up in the dark of night, but he did not know if it was illegal? He did all this surreptitiously with a hidden cousin and told no one anytime anywhere? But he did not know it was wrong? He needed college to tell him that. Yeah, that worked for Bernie Madoff and Mark Dreier. Come on, I heard him say he was young and stupid so much it was like the words were injected into him and pushed out by a press agent. The only guilt I sensed was that he was caught and singled out. Everybody else was speeding, too.

No Alex, what you should have said is 'I was like every other athlete seeking an edge, willing to do anything and everything to win at whatever cost. That is what we all do. That is who we all are. I cheated, I lied, I covered up. I now know that is not the way to live the rest of my life, because I have foolishly tarnished myself and the game I love. And I will do everything I can to restore that dignity.'

By the way, that is the way players are and have been since the beginning of time. Cutting a ball with a razor, putting vaseline or spit on it, corking a bat, taking speed or uppers for extra zip, using binoculars behind a scoreboard to read catcher’s signs, wearing stick ‘em on gloves to catch a football in the cold, putting too much pine tar on the bat, raising the mound for your home team, wetting the baselines to slow a fast runner. You name it, and I will tell you a time and place players and owners have cheated to advance themselves and their game. That ladies and gentlemen, is sports.

Treated as heroes, adulated as stars, rewarded as kings, they don’t have anchors or a sense of their place in the spectrum. So they push the envelope at every turn. Maybe it is a breath machine after they retire or a human growth hormone while they are still on the field. They are taught to win at all costs and that is the way they play the game at 26 or 46 years old.

Mickey Rourke's Movie Dealer Busted in Real Life


You know, I was just getting over A Rod.
Maybe I need to call this the American Law Blog, because there are just too many crazy things going on everywhere else to just limit the blog to the craziest things going on here in Broward County, Florida.

Mind you, we are right up there in the twilight zone of law with collapsing courthouses, questionable judges, indicted lawyers, and perjuring jurors. As the DA said about Illinois being corrupt, 'We may not be the worst but we are in contention.' However, I digress. Off the Wall Street Blog comes this great story:

"Life imitates art imitating life. That’s one way of looking at the situation that unfolded late last night up in Eastchester, N.Y. A man named Scott Siegel, who played a steroid pusher in the critically acclaimed movie “The Wrestler,” starring Mickey Rourke (pictured), was arrested last night and charged with attempting to, well, push steroids. Here’s a copy of the complaint, filed in federal court in White Plains, N.Y. (The complaint’s not a bad read: It alleges that before the arrest took place, a bunch of wacky things happened, including a car chase that ended in a big old (perhaps movie-worthy) crash-up.)"

You can't make this stuff up folks, you just can't make it up.
I guess when Mickey wins the Oscar this month, he can thank his dealer. Maybe the dealer, like ARod's secret cousin, gets the credit. Or maybe the dealer says he was just method acting a part for his next role. It's fitting that Mickey occasionally is seen hanging out in Miami. Where else?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Editorial Cartoon of the Day


Editorial cartoonist Stuart Carlson has the unique ability to look at current events and bring them from that far away place where news is made and into the homes and daily lives of his readers. His material not only targets politicians and recognizable media figures, but it also covers topics that hold up a mirror to everyday Americans and sends them into action, wanting to take on the issues in their own lives.